Infamy

I'm famous in my office--and it's not good famous--for eating leftover conference room food. Yesterday I got the last tuna sandwich.

After that it was just roast beef sandwiches--no one eats roast beef. Not even me. It just sits there all afternoon.

Why do you stoop so low? you ask.

It's simple really, it's free and it's food, and I'm frugal and famished.